A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig`s brain to a man`s brain -- and the man`s brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men. (From _"Tonight Show with...
Jay Leno
To prepare for this role, I went into my backyard swimming pool and practiced walking on water. - Talking about The Passion of the Christ on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." (2004)
James Caviezel
[to Jay Leno regarding his topless Vanity Fair cover shoot] I don`t drink but I had a beer that night and they only did one setup like that. I`m a cheap date. What can I say?
Tom Cruise
[on his close friend Jay Leno in 1986] "`Jay`s a master at getting the audience on his side. He`s able to communicate the idea that `Shouldn`t we, as a group, think this is absurd?` You immediately feel like he`s your ally".
David Letterman
[Jay Leno on Letterman] "Dave is one of the few performers who can say something real vicious and have it come across as a cute aside."
David Letterman
President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. (From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992), March 9, 2001)
Jay Leno
Everyone had a nickname. Mine couldn`t be Jennifer "the boob" Tilly! (On her new poker career while on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".)
Jennifer Tilly
I`m sure they`re going to take care of me, and even if they don`t, I don`t care. Because you know what? I`m going to be on Jay Leno in two weeks! - on the amount he was paid ($1,000) by the producers of the $60,000 "The Blair Witch Project" (which has so ...
Michael C. Williams