Joking Quotes
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Joke Quotes
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The natives are superficially agreeable, but they go in for cannibalism, headhunting, infanticide, incest, avoidance and joking relationships, and biting lice in half with their teeth
Margaret Mead
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Brooke`s joking comment on her TV commercials for jeans: "If my jeans could talk, I`d be ruined." (1980)
Brooke Shields
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We`re still trying to break records on the twentieth anniversary of Live Aid. I`ve just heard Bob Geldof has put Phil Collins on a jet to Philadelphia. There`s nothing going on there, we just don`t want him around this year. No I`m joking, of course we di...
Ricky Gervais
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Scratch a liberal and you`ll find a fascist ... I`m not joking. You look at what`s happening in this country now. Catharine MacKinnon thinks that we should now limit free speech, anything that offends a woman should now no longer be allowed - no reasonabl...
James Woods
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[about Abigail Breslin and her Oscar nomination] I hope she loses, frankly. No, I`m serious. I am not joking. What, next year she is going to get the Nobel Prize? It`s enough. She has had enough attention. I love her and I love her family, and I feel enou...
Alan Arkin
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It`s the sign of a mis-spelt youth - joking about the unusual spelling of his first name
Gorden Kaye
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[his half-joking aside to a PA, shortly before filming the fateful helicopter sequence for Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)] "How did I let them talk me into doing this scene? I should have asked for a stunt double."
Vic Morrow
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If they`d handed over the command over [Stargate] SG-1 to Amanda [Tapping] and me, we`d definitely soon have a pure comedy show, no, I don`t think we`d manage to get anything serious going because we`d be joking non-stop!
Teryl Rothery
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[joking reference to her husband, Hume Cronyn] When he`s late for dinner, I know he`s either having an affair or is lying dead in the street, I always hope it`s the street.
Jessica Tandy
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Joking about her skin care line, Principal Secret, "I wanted to name it Victoria`s Secret but that name was already taken."
Victoria Principal
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A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I`m joking and when I`m serious.
Eminem
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I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around. I started going through their résumé pile, looking at actors, and just kinda made myself at home in my obnoxious way. I think they cast me because I had a baby face ...
John Goodman
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You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who`s Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
Chevy Chase
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We were joking about enemas and I said, `We should call it
Tom DeLonge
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They didn`t dislike me, they just weren`t feeling my style. I was loud and laughing and joking all the time and maybe they`re at a different point. I`m not going to change, regardless of the record. I play my best when I`m having fun, and that`s what I`m ...
Anne Sweeney
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The patient rested well last night and was joking with staff this morning.
Austin Raught
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The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell
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She was one of those people you would want as a neighbor. She was always happy and upbeat. We always saw her outside joking around with people. We all got along.
Arron Sears
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Jason King has no gimmicks in his game. He`s a real heady player and he`s a good thinker. Jason is a mature guy, and he thinks the game well. He`s got very good talent, really good hands and a knack to score. I was joking that I don`t get called into the ...
Trevor Linden
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It`s strange not to be a part of an (NBA) organization or part of a team. I`m not joking with anybody on the bus like I usually do. But waking up with my back, knees and ankles hurting - that`s not stuff I`m going to miss much.
Cheryl Miller
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It`s strange not to be a part of an (NBA) organization or part of a team, ... I`m not joking with anybody on the bus like I usually do. But waking up with my back, knees and ankles hurting ? that`s not stuff I`m going to miss much.
Cheryl Miller
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It`s strange not to be a part of an (NBA) organization or part of a team, ... I`m not joking with anybody on the bus like I usually do. But waking up with my back, knees and ankles hurting - that`s not stuff I`m going to miss much.
Cheryl Miller
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself
Ann Gurkin
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I`m not joking around when I`ve said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for me.
Lou Reed
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I was joking but he took responded seriously: `I would know, and I couldn`t live with myself knowing that I`d only run 97 miles or whatever.`
Joe Henderson
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I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I`m there. But when I leave, I just start crying.
Loretta Lynn
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I think it was more joking than anything else. The fans know the game and what went on. To me, you get traded for a guy like that, it`s a compliment, and it gives me an incentive to keep working hard.
Dave Williams
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I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I`m only just learning how to do certain things.
Art Garfunkel
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I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around.
John Goodman
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I didn`t plan to meet her there. She was with two of her friends, girlfriends, having a good time, just playing pool with people and joking around.
Anthony Storr
