Jokes Quotes
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Joke Quotes
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.
Heywood C. Broun
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I`ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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I don`t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
Subject: Politics QuotesSource: brainyquote.com
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I don`t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
Subject: Government QuotesSource: quotationspage.com
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I`m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I`m not dumb. I also know I`m not blonde.
Dolly Parton
Subject: Jokes QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that`s really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the ...
Jon Stewart
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We export films that are full of sleazy [penis] jokes and toilet humor - that`s why we`ve earned the affectionate nickname of the Great Satan. What`s seemingly benign, by our standards, is doing more damage to us around the world than anything I could eve...
Albert Brooks
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To learn something new everyday. I never thought I would be learning about science after college or after high school for that matter. It`s kind of a double life for me, that part of the job. I could be doing a sitcom and I`d just be there making dumb jok...
Eric Szmanda
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I`m a black actor, so I can`t really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
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If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay.
Pete Wentz
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I don`t go to work to have fun. I turn up, say my lines, collect my check, and then go home to my wife and kid. I ain`t there to stick around and laugh and cut up with people, and I ain`t there to giggle and play jokes and pull people`s underwear down and...
Thomas Jane
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I recall playing practical jokes with John Wayne. I once got a whole bunch of keys and had little tags made that said, "If lost, please return to John Wayne, RKO Studios. Reward." And I just dropped them all over town. [He got a lot of] phone calls, peopl...
Laraine Day
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[Robert Redford on Paul Newman] He tells the worst jokes. And that wouldn`t be so bad if he didn`t keep repeating them over and over. - 2005.
Paul Newman
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I love the fans. They`re the reason why these movies keep getting made. The only thing that bothers me about chatting with fans is the constant anal rape jokes because of this movie Vulgar I did. Other than that we`re cool.
Brian O`Halloran
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[on Rocky Balboa (2006)] I knew I would go through the embarrassment of hearing all the jokes about me. My wife begged me not to do it, and that`s why I wrote a line . . . that I`d rather do something I love badly than to feel bad about not doing somethin...
Sylvester Stallone
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[interview in People magazine in 2002 about the jokes made about her reality show] As long as ratings stay high, they can laugh all they want.
Anna Nicole Smith
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[on Vincent Price] He always loved a good joke. Moreover, he was kind enough to laugh at jokes that weren`t so good.
Bob Hope
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I never cared so much about making perfect sense. I wanted to make perfect nonsense. I wanted to tell jokes, but I didn`t give a fuck about the punch line.
Harmony Korine
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I have seen so few films in which the sex felt really respected by the filmmaker. Hollywood too often shies away from it or makes adolescent jokes about it. ... Sex is only connected to the negative because people are scared of it.
John Cameron Mitchell
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It was interesting because we came from different places and cultures. But you know, if you put me, Michelle Rodriguez, Colin Farrell, and LL Cool J together in a car for two hours, you can have some pretty good jokes.(on SWAT).
Olivier Martinez
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Everybody likes him. He always makes me laugh every time we are on the set. He`s always cracking jokes. - on Ethan "Johnny" Phillips
Scarlett Pomers
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[On Jim Henson]: He envisioned a world where bears could tell jokes, chickens could sing, pigs could be stars and they all could ride bicycles.
Frank Oz
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My favorite make-up man Jim, does them [the Ktarian horns], and he tells me jokes and lets me eat his jelly-bellies even before lunch (sorry mom).
Scarlett Pomers
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[on James Garner] If men only knew what`s appealing to a woman is how a man makes her feel about herself. Jim is funny and dear and he laughs at my jokes. That`s what makes Jim sexy; it doesn`t change with years.
Sally Field
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I don`t write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes--they don`t write me...And even if you don`t think it`s funny, you won`t think it`s boring. You might disagree, but you`ll listen. And maybe e...
Chris Rock
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I don`t write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes--they don`t write me...And even if you don`t think it`s funny, you won`t think it`s boring. You might disagree, but you`ll listen. And maybe e...
Chris Rock
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Ephram`s an angry teenager, I`m not like that at all. People tell me, I`m a big dork because I crack bad jokes.
Gregory Smith
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The history of TV has traditionally been not to do anything that would scandalize Grandma or upset Junior. Our solution on The Simpsons is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don`t, it d...
Matt Groening
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In 40 years I`ve never been late. They pay me enough - so the least I can do is arrive sober, be on time and know all the jokes.
David Niven
