Jackass Quotes

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• Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton
  Author: Paris Hilton Quotes

  Keywords: and :: bed :: closet :: every :: everything :: for :: four :: garage :: have :: her :: in :: jackass :: jaguar :: life :: mink :: pays :: pets :: should :: tiger :: who :: woman

  Subject: Celebrity Quotes :: Funny Quotes :: Pets Quotes :: Superficiality Quotes

  Occasion: T-Shirt Quotes

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• [On looking at herself in the home made Supergirl costume she wore to her audition]: "I looked at myself in the mirror and I thought `I look like such a jackass`." Helen Slater
  Author: Helen Slater Quotes

  Keywords: and :: at :: audition :: costume :: her :: herself :: home :: in :: jackass :: like :: look :: looked :: looking :: made :: mirror :: myself :: on :: she :: such :: supergirl :: the :: thought :: to :: wore

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• The movie has four-letter words in it. You`ve got Willie Nelson playing Uncle Jesse, smoking dope? That`s not `Dukes of Hazzard.` It should have been `Jackass 2,` James Best
  Author: James Best Quotes

  Keywords: been :: dope :: dukes :: four :: got :: has :: have :: hazzard :: in :: it :: jackass :: jesse :: letter :: movie :: nelson :: not :: of :: playing :: should :: smoking :: that :: the :: uncle :: ve :: willie :: words :: you

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• It`s not like I wanted to fight. I just wanted to make the point that you look like a jackass when you do that and you`re out. Josh Beckett
  Author: Josh Beckett Quotes

  Keywords: and :: do :: fight :: it :: jackass :: just :: like :: look :: make :: not :: out :: point :: re :: that :: the :: to :: wanted :: when :: you

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