A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend`s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she`s really attractive.
Bruce Jay Friedman
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That`s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
Mitch Hedberg
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being `someone`s girlfriend`, and now I am happy being single.
Penelope Cruz
I`m in love with my English teacher. We have many of our lessons in bed. - his girlfriend, Cristina, is a translator in Spain, and is coaching her boyfriend.
Javier Bardem
I was going to the beach with my girlfriend`s family. They`re all really big into soccer and her brother was this soccer superstar. And I`m hanging out at the beach with all these jocks and then there`s me. I know nothing about sports. I don`t even know w...
Jonah Hill
Oh my God. Nothing against the magazines (teen magazines) because they definitely have their purposes, but I don`t want to answer questions like "Do you have a girlfriend" and "What is your favorite color". Answering more adult questions is more intriguin...
Milo Ventimiglia
Aged nine, I had this girlfriend, and we used to have running races in the park to see who would be her boyfriend for the day. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. Once I realised Superman was an actor, I thought, `That`s for me.`
Orlando Bloom
I try to keep my private life private. But I will say I am happy with her. (commenting about his relationship with his girlfriend of an year.)
Jake Epstein
About girlfriend Pamela Anderson Oct. 2000: "She is the most beautiful, famous and sexy woman in the world. We are crazy about each other. ... Yes, marriage and children too, definitely. But I don`t want to rush anything. I am a romantic."
Marcus Schenkenberg
[on why she always plays the "tough girl"]: Well, could you really imagine me playing the girlfriend that needs rescuing? Or the girlfriend?
Michelle Rodriguez
[on why she always plays the "tough girl"]: Well, could you really imagine me playing the girlfriend that needs rescuing? Or the girlfriend?
Michelle Rodriguez
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her....
Freddie Prinze JR
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn`t stop laughing for an hour.
Shane West
I`m not being a monk. I live my life in New York. I have a girlfriend [Luciana Barroso]. But it`s not cost-effective for paparazzi to follow us. They can get one picture of us walking down the street.
Matt Damon
(On getting into acting) I was just curious about it, in much the same way you might be curious about how cars are made or how to get to the moon. It was naiveté. My girlfriend`s mother was a talent manager, and when I told her I wanted to do movies, she ...
Jason Lee
I got mixed up with the wrong crowd and got caught up in the money. My girlfriend, who was also a porn star herself, turned to me and simply stated that she was a whore and would always be a whore. But something snapped in my head. I said, Well, you may ...
Jaimee Foxworth
Whenever I get dumped (by a girlfriend), I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it`s like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and...get a fake mic, like a celery stick ...
Henry Rollins
I know he`s got a girlfriend, but I could so corrupt him. He would be a hot date, and that is what I need right now. I have met him, so I know what I am talking about here. He`s a nice, home-loving boy with a great body and great eyes. And when he reads t...
Christina Ricci
Mr. and Mrs. Smith get married, they have problems, they get back together and they live happily ever after. End of the movie. Two weeks later, he kills her, grinds her body up, feeds it to his girlfriend who dies of ptomaine poisoning, and her husband is...
Robert Altman
(On Hollywood stereotyping) You`re the blonde. Or the cheerleader. Or the girlfriend. It would have been really easy to fall back on the blonde and the bra size and just do that for the rest of my career.
Katherine Heigl
I pop the video in, and wow. Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps...Wow. I just lost my girlfriend, because that song isn`t mine anymore...It really made me think about how powerful music is as a medium and art form. I wrote some words and music in my bedr...
Trent Reznor
In his Tony acceptance speech he said - I Feel like Rocky right now and she`s my Adrian (acknowledging his girlfriend Jodie) We did it with this hair and this body. Be brave. Be different.
Dan Fogler
When asked who has been the biggest influence on his career, he says, "Mary Louise [Parker, his girlfriend and fellow actor] is a tremendous influence on me. She has incredible discipline. She takes the time day-to-day to watch people, to listen to people...
Billy Crudup
I am pretty health-conscious, so when my girlfriend and/or I make dinner--no, I don`t have a cook!--we choose the healthier options: lean meats, steamed veggies, fish, etc. Of course, there are always those cravings for the "bad foods" that I do give in t...
Tiger Woods
I couldn`t feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can`t even pay her heating bill. I`d feel foul and I`d be embarrassed.
Shirley Manson
Most of the time, people will just pass me by, or if they do realize, they`ll say something like, "My girlfriend said that was you, but I didn`t believe her."
Rachel McAdams