Funny Quotes
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Fun Quotes
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he`s stuck with so many bad actors who don`t know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
Agent Michael Gramley
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Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.
Colleen Wainwright
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Shaw
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If I studied all my life, I couldn`t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not `Eureka!` but `That`s funny...`
Isaac Asimov
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
Subject: Humor QuotesSource: brainyquote.com
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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It`s a funny thing that when a man hasn`t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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I think being funny is not anyone`s first choice.
Woody Allen
Subject: Sense of Humor QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn`t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
Subject: Chaos QuotesSource: thinkexist.com
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
Stephen Colbert
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Sometimes men are scared of me. You become a kind of an icon on television, and people are a little bit unsure, careful. It`s funny.
Mischa Barton
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People always ask me, `Were you funny as a child?` Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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We make everything funny, you wouldn`t believe the things we laugh at. We`re always laughing-people think we`re completely mad!
Emma Bunton
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[on his favorite cartoon character] "Daffy Duck, because he`s funny and sarcastic."
Billy Boyd
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I`m really short and because regular pants don`t fit me right I always get to wear my own clothes on my shows like Undeclared and Dawsons Creek.
Josh is so funny. He was such a practical joker on the set. He used to moon us a lot. I mean he still does....
Monica Keena
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I`ve never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I`m fit, people assume that I`m not funny?
Jessica Biel
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(On The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984)) It was the most fun I`ve ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. [pauses] Also, it`s funny because that was also the tim...
Mickey Rourke
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[on the relationship with Katie Holmes, about other people thinking it`s a publicity stunt] It`s amusing at first. It`s funny. But then you sit back and realize how sad it is that there are people who can`t even imagine feeling like this. But my friends a...
Tom Cruise
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[On her character, Charlotte, from "Sex and the City" (1998)]: She`s really, very funny. I would never describe Charlotte as a prude. Maybe at the start, but that was in comparison to the other girls. She wasn`t willing to do the stuff they were doing and...
Kristin Davis
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Then I watched the first episode of Star Wars over and over again. I loved it as a kid. It was a bit funny to be paid for it. I`d say to my wife, "I`ve got to go and watch Star Wars again, Sorry. I just haven`t quite got it..." Brilliant.
Ewan McGregor
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[on the success of "Two and a Half Men" (2003)] It seems funny to me that it`s all worked so well. I have so much respect for the people who do this. It`s so hard to keep the energy up and to make people laugh.
Melanie Lynskey
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The business is in a funny position these days. They gear everything to those target audiences that make money. Things look more and more like TV and the quality becomes different. People aren`t so interested in seeing movies about women`s problems.
Teri Garr
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[On being voted 1999`s coolest couple with Natalie Appleton, by Elle magazine] I thought, `this is just too funny`. Then, they read my name out and it was highly embarrassing.
Jonny Miller
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I`d rather not have a moment when I`m known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. (Woman`s World, 7 Feb 2006)
Kelly Ripa
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn`t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
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I`m 49-years-old and I`m cautious of the fact that very few people in comedy have careers after age 50. I think there`s a notion in our society, and it maybe valid, that people aren`t as funny when they get older. It`s a stigma still attached to the rebel...
Phil Hartman
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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say `Why didn`t you do that when you were on television?`
Conan O`Brien
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I`m a black actor, so I can`t really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
