Funeral Quotes
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Funerals Quotes
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
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Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men
Quintus Ennius
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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
John Burroughs
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If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
Gregory Nunn
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
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I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
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I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
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According to most studies, people`s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you`re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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[On attending rival and decades old enemy Norman Fell`s funeral]: Best funeral I`ve ever been to. I`ve never laughed so hard in years. I had the time of my life.
Jack Klugman
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[On attending rival and decades old enemy Norman Fell`s funeral]: Best funeral I`ve ever been to. I`ve never laughed so hard in years. I had the time of my life.
Jack Klugman
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Love is the funeral of hearts. Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it`s not yours anymore. It`s laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.
Ville Valo
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Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Rosalind Russell
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A recent survey stated that the average person`s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you`re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in th...
Jerry Seinfeld
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If any of you cry at my funeral, I`ll never speak to you again!
Stan Laurel
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I just couldn`t have gone into a room where Chris was in a box. [on why he chose not to attend actor/friend Chris Farley`s funeral]
David Spade
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I can tell you how to become a millionaire in as much time as it takes a woman to have a baby. One catch: the nine-month plan ends in a funeral.
Ice-T
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[When Barbara Walters asked her if she owned a skirt] "I have one Ms. Walters. I`ll wear it to your funeral".
Katharine Hepburn
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The worst moment of my life was when I watched Notting Hill and thought: `Oh, God, it`s exactly the same as Four Weddings and a Funeral.` I`d been working on it for four years and it never occurred to me...
Richard Curtis
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You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
Alan Knipe
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When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa`s funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Natalie Portman
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When I die, I`ll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Rick Wakeman
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Whatever problems have occurred in the past, I will fix those things I can, ... And going forward, I hope the public will recognize the funeral home is under new ownership, uninvolved with past problems.
Autumn Bundschuh
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We want to make sure they can`t do this at the funeral of a hero.
Marilyn Miller
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We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens and duty calls, we go smiling to our own funeral.
James Larkin
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We are deeply saddened by his death. We send our condolences to the Mzimela family. He will be given a full departmental funeral.
Alex Wright
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We are all devastated. She was ill for some time but she just passed away peacefully. She is a big part of my life and she has now gone. I will be coming to the funeral on Tuesday and that will be an emotional occasion.
Michelle Bass
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We already have arrangements with the funeral director. The casket is bought. The stone is half paid for.
Andy Booth
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We actually halted the recording process to go to the funeral, and we took a couple days off of the recording process to hold a benefit show for the family. Dime was a huge inspiration to Danny (guitarist Dan Donegan) and all of us, really. He was our fri...
David Draiman
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Two years ago we lost Sorrell Brooke to cancer. At his funeral, the whole cast came together and reminisced about Sorrell, Boss Hogg and all the fun we had shooting the series. Right then and there, John, Tom and I decided it was time to return to Hazzard...
Catherine Bach
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They`re gonna understand that the state their father was in goes beyond the normal funeral home. But just the fact that their loved one has been identified will probably start the grieving process.
Arleigh Burke
