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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
George Carlin
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[talking about The Edge] And that`s not always a given - that he would want to play guitar. He might be into keyboards this album, and you have Larry and Adam going "oh fuck, he`s into the keyboards now. We`ll never get a rock song out of him".
Bono
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I`m not sure about this Live 8 thing. Correct me if I am wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15-minute break at Gleneagles and sees Annie Lennox singing `Sweet Dreams` and thinks, `Fuck me, she might have a point th...
Noel Gallagher
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I had this idea of myself as a shy, kind, sweet chap. I was working with Winona Ryder and she turned to me and said, "Fuck, man, you`re really intense!" I was so shocked, I went, "What do you mean? I`m not intense, I`m sweet!" My passion and energy get mi...
Gary Oldman
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I never cared so much about making perfect sense. I wanted to make perfect nonsense. I wanted to tell jokes, but I didn`t give a fuck about the punch line.
Harmony Korine
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I think people found me unnervingly truthful without any filter in my mouth, and this was deemed very bad, especially for a woman. You are not meant to tell somebody to fuck off if they are being rude - you are meant to find a political, tactical way to g...
Samantha Morton
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Apparently, I don`t know if this is true but I hope it is, I`ve heard it from a few reports, when we went up to get our awards apparently Clint Eastwood turned to someone that he was with and went, (Clint impression) `Who the fuck are they?`
Ricky Gervais
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Comedy rules! Don`t let anybody tell you otherwise, and there are no rules in stand-up comedy, which I really like. You can do anything you want and you can say anything that comes to mind, just so long as it`s funny. If you ain`t funny then get the fuck ...
Richard Pryor
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I didn`t want to have my wife in the movie snatched by Robert Redford. Besides, to show, in the end, that the million dollars didn`t mean anything to the guy by having him buy at an auction an elephant, or whatever the fuck it was, for a million bucks? I ...
Charlie Sheen
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[Interviewed on "Inside the Actors Studio" (1994)] I once asked a Jesuit priest what was the best short prayer he knew. He said, "Fuck it,` as in, "Fuck it; it`s in God`s hands."
Anthony Hopkins
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[Interviewed on "Inside the Actors Studio" (1994)] I once asked a Jesuit priest what was the best short prayer he knew. He said, "Fuck it,` as in, "Fuck it; it`s in God`s hands."
Anthony Hopkins
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The word "career" scares me! It`s the sort of thing you say about dead actors, old guys. I think this festival wanted to do a retrospective on me a few years ago and I told them to fuck off. Jesus, that`s for guys that are on crutches and in wheelchairs a...
Michael Ironside
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When I was 20, I had so many more insecurities and looked for approbation from everyone. But by the time I was 40 and now at 50, you wake up and think, fuck you, I don`t have to prove myself any more, and that makes you sexy.
Kathleen Turner
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Obviously, they can never tell you not to date anybody on set. But it`s always looked at as being a bit, "You should be a little apprehensive about getting involved with somebody that you work with." But we weren`t apprehensive at all. We just said, "Fuck...
Chris Pratt
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[On Richard Harris] He`s something of a fuck-up, no question.
Charlton Heston
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System of a Down are one of the most misunderstood bands around. I mean, Armenian rock? What the fuck is that? Political? I could name so many more of our songs that aren`t about politics than ones that are. And for a long time, everyone thought Serj wrot...
Daron Malakian
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Basically the thing at the time you used to just try and find girls that would fuck. The rest of it was just..yer know. I mean , it wasn`t quite as easy then as it is now. Since the invention of the pill, its become much easier. [Mike Jagger]
The Rolling Stones
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? `...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? `...G...
Jim Gaffigan
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