As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line. As long as we continue tracking the every deed and fart of the Paris Hiltons and Kevin Federli...
Anthony Beal
Nicole, Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. I`d try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship.
Ewan McGregor
Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn`t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn`t keen on me keeping it.
Benedict Cumberbatch
If I fail, they [the film industry] write me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero
While shooting in Mexico, all conversation was dominated by bowels. During filming, if you`ll pardon the expression, you`re frightened to fart.
Ian Holm
I don`t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Monty Python
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I’d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you...
Andy Gugliemini
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I’d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you...
Andy Gugliemini