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• As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line. As long as we continue tracking the every deed and fart of the Paris Hiltons and Kevin Federli... Anthony Beal
  Author: Anthony Beal Quotes

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• Nicole, Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. I`d try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship. Ewan McGregor
  Author: Ewan McGregor Quotes

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• I wanted to do an album on [paradoxes]. The band told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right. Brian May
  Author: Brian May Quotes

  Keywords: album :: an :: band :: do :: fart :: me :: on :: paradoxes :: pretentious :: right :: the :: they :: to :: told :: wanted :: was :: were

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• Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn`t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn`t keen on me keeping it. Benedict Cumberbatch
  Author: Benedict Cumberbatch Quotes

  Keywords: actor :: an :: bath :: became :: can :: cumberbatch :: doesn :: fart :: fluffy :: in :: it :: keen :: keeping :: like :: me :: monday :: morning :: mum :: name :: never :: old :: on :: say :: sounds :: wasn :: what :: when

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• If I fail, they [the film industry] write me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart. George A. Romero
  Author: George A. Romero Quotes

  Keywords: and :: another :: as :: bucks :: fail :: fart :: film :: fly :: hollywood :: if :: industry :: me :: million :: off :: out :: pay :: statistic :: succeed :: the :: they :: to :: write

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• While shooting in Mexico, all conversation was dominated by bowels. During filming, if you`ll pardon the expression, you`re frightened to fart. Ian Holm
  Author: Ian Holm Quotes

  Keywords: all :: bowels :: by :: conversation :: dominated :: during :: expression :: fart :: filming :: frightened :: if :: in :: ll :: mexico :: pardon :: re :: shooting :: the :: to :: was :: while :: you

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• She`s a warm fart at Christmas. Jethro Tull
  Author: Jethro Tull Quotes

  Keywords: at :: christmas :: fart :: she :: warm

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• My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. Jenny McCarthy
  Author: Jenny McCarthy Quotes

  Keywords: away :: fart :: is :: just :: my :: of :: philosophy :: right :: to

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• I`d like to think I`d never do a gratuitous fart joke. Harold Ramis
  Author: Harold Ramis Quotes

  Keywords: do :: fart :: gratuitous :: joke :: like :: never :: think :: to

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• I don`t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Monty Python
  Author: Monty Python Quotes

  Keywords: and :: animal :: direction :: don :: elderberries :: empty :: fart :: father :: food :: general :: hamster :: headed :: in :: more :: mother :: no :: of :: smelt :: talk :: to :: trough :: wanna :: was :: wiper :: you :: your

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• At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. Donald Sutherland
  Author: Donald Sutherland Quotes

  Keywords: age :: at :: fart :: into :: my :: of :: role :: sort :: way :: you :: your

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• [Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart, James Ford
  Author: James Ford Quotes

  Keywords: also :: as :: fart :: is :: old :: roshi :: sometimes :: translated

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• Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I’d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you... Andy Gugliemini
  Author: Andy Gugliemini Quotes

  Keywords: all :: and :: ‘ah :: ’ :: dog :: fart :: had :: her :: i’d :: idiosyncrasies :: in :: it :: little :: loud :: my :: nervous :: night :: of :: one :: sean :: share :: she :: sleep :: so :: sorts :: that :: the :: thought :: to :: up :: used :: was :: went :: when :: wife :: with :: woke :: wonderful :: you

  Subject: Humour Quotes :: Love Quotes

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• Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I’d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you... Andy Gugliemini
  Author: Andy Gugliemini Quotes

  Keywords: all :: and :: ‘ah :: ’ :: dog :: fart :: had :: her :: i’d :: idiosyncrasies :: in :: it :: little :: loud :: my :: nervous :: night :: of :: one :: sean :: share :: she :: sleep :: so :: sorts :: that :: the :: thought :: to :: up :: used :: was :: went :: when :: wife :: with :: woke :: wonderful :: you

  Subject: Humour Quotes :: Love Quotes

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