I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don`t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don`t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can`t imagine a scenario that...
Mitch Hedberg
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don`t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don`t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can`t imagine a scenario that...
Mitch Hedberg
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don`t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don`t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can`t imagine a scenario that...
Mitch Hedberg
Some producer suddenly grabbed my doughnut out of my hand. Then he said, `Anna, you really shouldn`t be doing that`. He said, `your tummy`s not looking right on screen`. If it`s just about that they should have hired a model. I mean, we`re not talking abo...
Anna Friel
In fifth grade I was Templeton the Rat in a production of `Charlotte`s Web`. I remember I had a friend who worked in a doughnut shop. I`d go in, get a doughnut and sit there with my script, going over the lines and making notes in the margin. I was seriou...
Don Cheadle
In fifth grade I was Templeton the Rat in a production of `Charlotte`s Web`. I remember I had a friend who worked in a doughnut shop. I`d go in, get a doughnut and sit there with my script, going over the lines and making notes in the margin. I was seriou...
Don Cheadle
So many people have pumpkins, you can go to every grocery store in the county, some gas stations, farmer`s market, some doughnut shops, you name it, ... Last year he had a lot, thousands of pumpkins, but this year he just planted a couple of acres. They j...
Aaron Lewis