Computer Quotes
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Compute Quotes
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I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You`ve got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from yo...
You`ve got mail
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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
Tim Berners-Lee
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If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside
Robert Cringely
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We`ve created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I`m talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
Alvin Toffler
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The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there`s no law against whacking them around a bit.
Eric Porterfield
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Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger Dijkstra
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Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll
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The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
Alan Kay
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Robert X. Cringely
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Unknown
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I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn’t it be easier just to be outdated?
Ram Dass
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov
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The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don`t care. We have each other...
Dave Barry
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don`t even exist yet
Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a `modem`, can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo
Dave Barry
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll
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The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.
Edward Murrow
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The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker
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If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG
Bill Gates
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This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It`s not just that the personal computer has come along as a great tool. The whole pace of business is moving faster. Globalization is forcing companies to do things in new ways.
Bill Gates
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
Lewis Thomas
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[on the Internet] "I got a computer and I`m learning how to use it. I collect antique books, so I used it to get my copy of `Les Liaisons Dangereuses,` and I use it for travel, to look up customs. I went to Fiji, and I looked up all this stuff before I we...
Sarah Gellar
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I can`t do anything else. I can`t type or run a computer, and I`ve been fired from jobs as a custodian, waiter, and elevator operator. Acting has always been my passion. - 1990
Steven Weber
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I admit it: I`m a freak who sits obsessively in front of my computer typing my name into Yahoo Search over and over again. I`m a closet Amberholic. Please help me!
Amber Benson
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[On using CGI in Batman Begins] "I think there`s a vague sense out there that movies are becoming more and more unreal, I know I`ve felt it. The demand we put on ourselves was to be as spectacular as possible, but not depend on computer graphics to do it....
Christopher Nolan
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If I weren`t a musician/actor, I`d be a computer engineer. I was always good at math. I probably would have been the guy who invented the remote control if I`d been around then.
Will Smith
