The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called `Billy`s Booger.` It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.
William Joyce
I`ve always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you`re not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy`s Booger, got me in trouble with the principal`s office.
William Joyce
Every time you walk into a room, it`s, like, is there a booger hanging out? Is there a wrinkle here, a gray hair there? It makes you psycho.
Mark McGrath