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• I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well,... Mitch Hedberg
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• We`re stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender. Andrei Kirilenko
  Author: Andrei Kirilenko Quotes

  Keywords: blender :: by :: diversity :: into :: it :: like :: looks :: of :: put :: re :: rocks :: stuff :: stunned :: the :: this :: was :: we

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