Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
George Carlin
I try and take lots of vitamins and I don`t drink. I do smoke, though, I`d be insufferable if I didn`t smoke, you`d have to push me off a balcony I`d be so boring,
Kate Beckinsale
I love my children. I was holding my son tight. Why would I throw a baby off the balcony? That`s the dumbest, stupidest story I ever heard.
Michael Jackson
They did nothing but put her in the same cabin that everyone had been complaining about and they closed the door and left her. They didn`t make any effort to reunite her with her husband, who was either on the balcony or had just fallen off.
James Walker
The State of the Union may look rosy from the White House balcony or the suites of George Bush`s wealthiest donors. But hardworking Americans will see through this president`s efforts to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon.
Howard Dean
I walked out and Jack Nicholson was sitting about six feet away, so I avoided that area and I looked up at the balcony in the back and sang the song.
Elliott Smith
I try and take lots of vitamins and I don`t drink. I do smoke, though, I`d be insufferable if I didn`t smoke, you`d have to push me off a balcony I`d be so boring.
Kate Beckinsale