One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you`re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you`re not it does just the opposite. It`s like "hey, there`s an asshole."
Demetri Martin
(Talking about future wife Pollan) "One day she came back from lunch with bad breath and I said `Whoa, scampi for lunch?`, and she said `You are the rudest son of asshole I have ever met in my life` and I was immediately attracted to her like `Who is this...
Michael Fox
Normally, people tend to shut off their ambitions and competitive thinking because it doesn`t help them much in normal life. But in the movie business you`ve constantly got to prove yourself. So I can be a real asshole on the set sometimes.
Ben Stiller
You get on a set and immediately people are wiping your ass for you, and nobody tells you when you`re being an asshole. I`m sure nobody working for Tom Cruise would turn around and say, `Tom, don`t do that anymore because you`re a dickhead to do that`. Ac...
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Before I did Weird Science I definitely wasn`t thinking, `Oh my God, I`d LOVE to do a series for four years where I got to be a loud, obnoxious, militaristic asshole!` And certainly when I finished that, I didn`t think, `Oh man, if I could play a lawyer-t...
Lee Tergesen
Actors write movies all the time - but you try fiction and you`re an asshole. Everyone wants to try new things, or almost everyone. Really great supporting actors want to play the lead, and lead actors secretly wish they could be character actors. Brad Pi...
Ethan Hawke
A big part of our lives has to do with America. In our country it is overwhelming. I feel there could just as well be an American military presence in Denmark. We are a nation under a very bad influence, because I think Bush is an asshole and doing a lot ...
Lars von Trier
Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher... --About one of his concerts.
Eminem
[The band] attacks, grates, screams and pounds on the eardrums until the mind is virtually reduced to oatmeal, ... heavy, continuous 4/4 outpouring on the drums slams into your bowels and crawls out your asshole.
The Who
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you`re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you`re not it does just the opposite. It`s like "hey, there`s an asshole."
Demetri Martin
