I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had brainwashed him. This is the most unbelievably callous, degrading, nonsensical piece of cra...
Senator John Kerry
Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn`t c...
Meredith Grey
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did
Konrad Lorenz
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don`t do it. One day I`m gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That`s ridiculous, but it`s true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
I suck at flirting. There`s one thing I don`t understand about Hollywood. How they have a relationship, end it, and go right into the next. It`s hard for a woman in this industry. Either the guy`s going to be really intimidated, or they`re going to kiss y...
Britney Spears
I was a real pain in the ass actually, kind of obnoxious. Moving around a lot and being the "new kid" on the block affected me. My life wasn`t too normal in terms of Friday night dates and all that. (on her younger days)
Daphne Zuniga
I could lose 20 pounds and I`m still going to have these knockers and I`m going to have this ass, and that`s just the way it is. addressing her fitness level after winning the 2007 Australian Open
Serena Williams
I don`t like kick-ass stereotypical roles. I already turn a lot down, even when they promise me a lot of money. I really want to do something in Europe. With a small movie, it can be an interesting challenge. But I have to get the right project. I don`t t...
Zhang Ziyi
We had a fight scene that was amazingly well-choreographed, but then Mr Woo came in and said, `Very good, but do this,` and he goes in there and starts fighting. It`s just amazing to see John Woo kick alien ass! It`s not something you get to see very ofte...
Adrianne Palicki
If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other`s ass. The information that`s gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I`ve thought, `If only we smelled each other`s asses, there wouldn`t be any war.`
Dustin Hoffman
On playing Othello - "I didn`t realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don`t mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping th...
Samuel Jackson
You get on a set and immediately people are wiping your ass for you, and nobody tells you when you`re being an asshole. I`m sure nobody working for Tom Cruise would turn around and say, `Tom, don`t do that anymore because you`re a dickhead to do that`. Ac...
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
[on Frank Sinatra] He has this tense Sicilian quality while I don`t have any tenseness at all and I just hang in there with what I call a dead ass. But Frank gets picked on by people who want to see how tough he is and he usually obliges them with a demon...
Bing Crosby
[On Ace in the Hole (1951)] I was attacked by every paper because of that movie. They loathed it. It was cynical, they said. Cynical, my ass. I tell you, you read about a plane crash somewhere nearby and you want to check out the scene, you can`t get to i...
Billy Wilder