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• I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well,... Mitch Hedberg
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• This is the only surviving television or appliance that Elvis shot out that was kept. Kevin Kern
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  Keywords: appliance :: elvis :: is :: kept :: only :: or :: out :: shot :: surviving :: television :: that :: the :: this :: was

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• So the only way we`re going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable is if the government requires it. Andrea Okomski
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• In the past 10 years, MIMEsweeper has become the premier e-mail content security platform worldwide, and today`s launch of the new MIMEsweeper SMTP Appliance maintains Clearswift`s technology leadership in the e-mail security market, ... The MIMEsweeper a... Jon Lee
  Author: Jon Lee Quotes

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• I`m quitting the business today. I`m going to open up an appliance store, I`ve always really been into toasters. I`m giving it all up. Dane Cook
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• A kitchen appliance with an RJ45 connection can be plugged into the Net. Few appliances have this, but manufacturers of chillers, fridges and fryers are increasingly adding this connection as well as PC boards to future-proof equipment. Barbara Hanson
  Author: Barbara Hanson Quotes

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• His name is Blane? That`s a major appliance, that`s not a name! Jon Cryer
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  Keywords: appliance :: blane :: his :: is :: major :: name :: not :: that

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• There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set. Abe Reichental
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  Keywords: any :: appliance :: are :: cleaner :: days :: electrical :: entertainment :: house :: in :: including :: more :: offers :: set :: than :: the :: there :: tv :: vacuum :: when

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